Just when I was beginning to think that being a stay-at-home mom was a real job...
Abe: Do you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Me: What would you like to be?
Abe: I want to be a a guy who battles bad guys. (Insert just about any occupation that requires physical labor, saving someone or protecting mankind here - it changes everyday)
Steve: You'd be really good at that Abe
Abe: Dad, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Steve: I am grown-up and I made the decision to work for the State Department
Abe: Oh, well Mom, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: I choose to me a mom so that I could stay home with you.
Abe: Well, how come you are only a mom? Didn't you want to be anything... you know like a firefighter or work for the State Department?