Yesterday at lunch while trying to feed Sophia and Peyton simultaneously...
A: Mom, am I going to Juan's house today?
M: If you want to. They invited you over after lunch.
A: Are you taking me or is his mom picking me up?
M: I am going to take you and I will just stay and visit for a couple of minutes.
A: Is it far away?
m: Not really, it is a little further than your school
A: Well my school is a little bit far
M: Well, it is like 5 km. It is not really far away.
A: So is it close?
M: No, it is not close
A: So then it is far away.
M: Abe, not really.
A: So it is perfectly far.
M: Abe, yes, it is perfectly far.
A: So does that mean that my friends who live past Juan's House are really far?
M: (Getting impatient...) Please Abe. Your friends all live in different areas and yes, it takes longer to get to some places than others.
A: But Mom, how far is far away?
M: Okay Abe, really. It depends. Do you want to go to Juan's house after lunch?
A: Yes. Depends on what?
M: Please take a bite and each your lunch so you can go and play.